What did the golfer say after baby number two arrived?We're under par-enthood.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?See PunchlineWhy did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?See PunchlineWhy did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?See PunchlineWhich superhero is here to solve world hunger?See PunchlineWhat is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cow with no GPS?See PunchlineHow did the vampire start his letter?See PunchlineWhat did the farmer call the cow that gave no milk?See PunchlineWhat's a treat for both cows and dogs?See PunchlineHow do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?See PunchlineWhat do golfers sip between holes?See PunchlineWhat superhero takes the best photos in the dark?See PunchlineHow do bees get to school?See PunchlineWhat do you call a plumber who wants to win the lottery?See PunchlineWhat do elves learn in school?See PunchlineWhy do some folks enjoy snails?See PunchlineHow do elephants chat from far away?See PunchlineWhat do you call a hairless poodle?See PunchlineWhat's a pogo stick's favorite season?See PunchlineWhat's the richest basketball team?See PunchlineWhat starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?See Punchline
