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20 Funny Halloween Jokes to Enjoy Between Doorbell Rings
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20 Funny Halloween Jokes to Enjoy Between Doorbell Rings

By: The Giggle Geeks

Take a break from carving pumpkins and filling candy bowls with playful Halloween humor that brings more giggles than goosebumps.

Jokes of the Week

What do you call a werewolf who doesn't know he's a werewolf?

What do you call a werewolf who doesn't know he's a werewolf?

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How do monsters tell their future?

How do monsters tell their future?

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What should you do if Dracula and Frankenstein knock on your door?

What should you do if Dracula and Frankenstein knock on your door?

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How do you make a witch itch?

How do you make a witch itch?

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What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?

What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?

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Why can't pigs play soccer?

Why can't pigs play soccer?

Why did the horse stop telling jokes?

Why did the horse stop telling jokes?

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

Why did the dragon get kicked out of cooking class?

Why did the dragon get kicked out of cooking class?

What did the librarian use to go fishing?

What did the librarian use to go fishing?

Why did the giraffe skip the group photo?

Why did the giraffe skip the group photo?

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

Why cats are afraid of trees?

Why cats are afraid of trees?

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What disappears fastest at work?

What disappears fastest at work?

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Why did the computer go to the beach?

Why did the computer go to the beach?

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What do you call a boss who works from home?

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What do you call a camel with no humps?

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What kind of candle burns longer than others?

What kind of candle burns longer than others?

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What keeps the ocean from leaking out?

What keeps the ocean from leaking out?

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What do cats always wear when they go to bed?

What do cats always wear when they go to bed?

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What do you call a hole in the ground that you own?

What do you call a hole in the ground that you own?

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What do horses dress up as for Halloween?

What do horses dress up as for Halloween?

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What has one eye but can't see?

What has one eye but can't see?

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Why did the office worker bring glue to the meeting?

Why did the office worker bring glue to the meeting?

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