Why should you always eat dessert before bed?Because you will have sweet dreams.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhich former US President gets most confused for money?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhich playground game do the kids in choir always win?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat is another name for a cow?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?See PunchlineWhere do online shopaholics love to travel?See PunchlineWhy did the door get a round of applause?See PunchlineWhen do ghosts love to go camping?See PunchlineWhat did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?See PunchlineWhat game do mice love to play?See PunchlineWhat did one Valentine's card say to the other?See PunchlineHow do lawyers say farewell?See PunchlineWhat did the baby bird say on Halloween?See PunchlineWhy did the vegetable call the plumber?See PunchlineWhat has a bed that you can't sleep in?See PunchlineWhere do books sleep?See PunchlineWhich is the slipperiest country in the world?See PunchlineWhat did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?See PunchlineHow do you invite a tyrannosaur for tea?See PunchlineWhat goes up when spring rain comes down?See PunchlineWhat do cats use to beat eggs?See Punchline
