Why watch your step in a pet storm?You might puddle into trouble.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhich kitchen ingredient can also sing?See PunchlineWhat's a kitty's favorite book?See PunchlineDid you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?See PunchlineAre baby skunks adorable?See PunchlineWhat did the eggs say after a long breakfast shift?See PunchlineWhich celebrity shines the brightest?See PunchlineWhat's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?See PunchlineWhat happened when the teacher joined the basketball game?See PunchlineWhat do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?See PunchlineWhat candy is always getting in fights with each other?See PunchlineWhat does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?See PunchlineWhy do potted plants shower so much in April?See PunchlineWhat did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?See PunchlineWhy do basketball players like cookies?See PunchlineWhy don't oysters share their pearls?See PunchlineWhat did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?See PunchlineWhy did Buzz go to a super bright school?See PunchlineWhat's an old pig's favorite holiday?See PunchlineWhy did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?See PunchlineWhat bird shouldn't drink coffee?See PunchlineWhat do lawyers wear under their suits?See Punchline
