Why do airplanes make bad spouses?They're always ready to take off.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat position does lemonade play in baseball?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat color are all the books in the library?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat kind of pie does a bird love to eat?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat's the difference between cats and dogs?See PunchlineWhat do you find at the end of everything?See PunchlineWhat kind of friends should you take to dinner?See PunchlineWhy did I name my printer Bob Marley?See PunchlineWhat did Papa John name his newborn son?See PunchlineWhere does money love to go shopping?See PunchlineWhat kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?See PunchlineWhy couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?See PunchlineWhat color is the wind on a breezy day?See PunchlineWhat do you call a grumpy grandpa by the ocean?See PunchlineWhich vehicles stay the most fit?See PunchlineWhat's E.T. short for?See PunchlineWhy did the theater spotlight stop working on opening night?See PunchlineWhat's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?See PunchlineWhat do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?See PunchlineWhat did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?See PunchlineWhat did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?See Punchline
