Why did the cat run from the tree?It feared the bark.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy did the skeleton buy the base model car?See PunchlineWhat's the best thing to add to pie?See PunchlineWhat did the bicycle call its dad?See PunchlineWhen do astronauts have dinner?See PunchlineWhy are lunges a great way to start exercising?See PunchlineWhat did the snake name his daughter?See PunchlineWhat do beavers read before building?See PunchlineWhich dog loves to rob banks?See PunchlineHow do snakes identify their bath towels?See PunchlineWhat do a baseball team and a baker have in common?See PunchlineWhat do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?See PunchlineWhy didn't the skeleton study cardiology?See PunchlineWhat did the typhoons name their baby girl?See PunchlineWhat disease was the horse scared of getting?See PunchlineWhy was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?See PunchlineWhat cartoon character loves insects?See PunchlineDid you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?See PunchlineWho makes the best guest list for Friendsgiving?See PunchlineWhy did the tomato turn red?See PunchlineWhy was the turtle so nervous at parties?See PunchlineWhy didn't the dog join the football team?See Punchline
