When do cows get tired?When they stay up pasture bedtime.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat's good for both poker and theater?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cow that trims your yard?See PunchlineWhat do cats say after a joke?See PunchlineWhy are kitten siblings always fighting?See PunchlineWhy are the mountains so tired?See PunchlineWhat do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?See PunchlineWhy couldn't the sailors play cards?See PunchlineWhat did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?See PunchlineWhat do you call cheese that belongs to everyone?See PunchlineWhy did the clock get first place in the marathon?See PunchlineWho was the best investor in the Bible?See PunchlineWhy did the turkey join a band before Thanksgiving?See PunchlineWhat did the kid say after a full beach day?See PunchlineWhat did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?See PunchlineWhy does the photon not need a suitcase?See PunchlineWhat do a hot day and a doctor have in common?See PunchlineWhat do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cat who loves Christmas?See PunchlineWhy did the teacher host a marine seminar?See PunchlineDid you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?See PunchlineWhere do logs like to go on hikes?See Punchline
