What kind of key opens a haunted house?A spooKEY.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy are scissors so forgiving?See PunchlineWhat do you call an animal pop star?See PunchlineWhat is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?See PunchlineWhere do they produce Christian films?See PunchlineWhat did the sick chicken say?See PunchlineWhat is a robot's favorite snack?See PunchlineWhich vegetable is secretly candy?See PunchlineWhat did one plate say to the other?See PunchlineWhich big cat loves to drive?See PunchlineWhat did the ground say to the earthquake?See PunchlineWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?See PunchlineWhy do math teachers love March?See PunchlineWhat kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?See PunchlineWhat is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?See PunchlineWho is the holiest cat in all of England?See PunchlineWhere did the hockey player get all his money?See PunchlineDid you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?See PunchlineDo you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?See PunchlineWhat did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?See PunchlineWhy is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?See PunchlineWhat streaming service do fishermen watch?See Punchline
