What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?A gut-ar.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy do people stumble when autumn arrives?See PunchlineWhat do horses say to greet each other?See PunchlineWhy are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?See PunchlineWhat type of birds stay together forever?See PunchlineWhat did baby Godzilla call his mom?See PunchlineWhat does Santa call Christmastime?See PunchlineWhat did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?See PunchlineWhat position does lemonade play in baseball?See PunchlineWhat's the most common blood type for insects?See PunchlineWhy did the twins join the Air Force?See PunchlineWhy did the chef go to therapy?See PunchlineWhat car can you only see twice a year?See PunchlineWhat do you call a pool party with 26 letters?See PunchlineWhy did the sneaky chicken cross the road twice?See PunchlineWhat did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?See PunchlineHow do horses find their way after dark?See PunchlineWhat do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?See PunchlineHow do you make a cow float in style?See PunchlineWhy are farmers so relaxed?See PunchlineWhat's a goose's favorite book?See PunchlineWhat sport do horses love to play?See Punchline
