What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?The police had to comb the area.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat do cellos eat for breakfast?See PunchlineWhy do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?See PunchlineWhat did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?See PunchlineWhat do insects make all their clothes out of?See PunchlineWhy do doctors stay so calm under pressure?See PunchlineWhat's a Christian's favorite sport?See PunchlineWhen do flowers get their workout in?See PunchlineWhat do you call a depressed strawberry?See PunchlineWhy did the girl study in the airplane?See PunchlineWhy do rhinos charge?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when a dog is playing dead?See PunchlineWhat happened to the Dean who lost his job?See PunchlineWhat's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?See PunchlineWhat do golfers sip between holes?See PunchlineWhat do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?See PunchlineHow do you get out of an elephant's stomach?See PunchlineWhy did the whale open a snack bar?See PunchlineWhere do oceans always buy their cars?See PunchlineWhat did the peach say to its crying husband?See PunchlineWhy do kids love theater classes?See PunchlineWhat's the perfect job for a cow?See Punchline
