What goes snap, crackle, and pop?A firefly with a short circuit.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat do you call a depressed strawberry?See PunchlineWhy did the crab avoid poker?See PunchlineWhat did the golfer say after baby number two arrived?See PunchlineWhy did the Uber driver get fired?See PunchlineWhich subject has two parts?See PunchlineBoard Game With A TwistSee PunchlineWho is every soccer player's least favorite band?See PunchlineWhy did the puppy struggle in class?See PunchlineWhat's a deer's favorite scary movie?See PunchlineHow do you make a bandstand?See PunchlineWhy shouldn't you tell jokes to a duck?See PunchlineWhat do you say to a great barista?See PunchlineWhy was the chip acting so goofy?See PunchlineWhat does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?See PunchlineWhy did the witch's team lose the baseball game?See PunchlineWhy did the octopus stop writing?See PunchlineWhy did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?See PunchlineWhat sport do horses enjoy the most?See PunchlineWhat car can't keep a secret?See PunchlineWhat did the lawyer name his daughter?See PunchlineWhat is the color of the wind?See Punchline
