What do your grandma and the internet have in common?You always have to accept their cookies.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?See PunchlineWhat do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?See PunchlineWanna hear a joke about paper?See PunchlineWhich celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?See PunchlineWhat do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?See PunchlineWhat do you call an extremely nosy strawberry?See PunchlineWhy does the priest love swiss cheese?See PunchlineWhat do ghosts eat on Halloween?See PunchlineHow can you tell the weather's getting warmer?See PunchlineWhat did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?See PunchlineIt's allergy season again?See PunchlineWhy couldn't the soup put down the mystery thriller?See PunchlineWhy is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?See PunchlineWhat's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?See PunchlineWhat's the best way to give a cat a bath?See PunchlineWhat do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?See PunchlineWhat animal makes the best pizza dough?See PunchlineWhat game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?See PunchlineWhat did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?See PunchlineWhy are maps such great therapists?See PunchlineWhat's the slowest race in November?See Punchline
