What do you call an angry carrot?A steamed carrot.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy do pigs tell jokes?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat tea do footballers drink?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhy are groundhogs so grouchy?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhy is it risky to hire a leprechaun?See PunchlineWho is the fastest reindeer?See PunchlineWhat did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch?See PunchlineWhat does a worried pencil ask?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cow that just gave birth?See PunchlineWhat happened when the frog joined the cricket team?See PunchlineWhy did the farmer bury all his cash?See PunchlineWhy did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?See PunchlineWhy do vampires make terrible police officers?See PunchlineWhat's another name for your iPhone charger?See PunchlineWhat do cats use to whip up eggs?See PunchlineWhich is the slipperiest country in the world?See PunchlineWhat jacket do you wear on a hike?See PunchlineWhat's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?See PunchlineWhat event do spiders love to attend?See PunchlineWhat did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?See PunchlineWhat do you call a factory that only makes decent products?See Punchline
