What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?An octopuss.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy did the cat think it was a wizard?See PunchlineWhere did the cat go after losing its tail?See PunchlineWhat kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?See PunchlineWhat has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?See PunchlineWhat is a parrot's favorite game?See PunchlineWhen do you go on red and stop on green?See PunchlineWhat do trees say when autumn comes?See PunchlineWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?See PunchlineWhat country's capital is growing the fastest?See PunchlineWhat did the rabbit want for his birthday?See PunchlineWhat kind of cheese can you sew with?See PunchlineWhy does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?See PunchlineWhere did the school kittens go for their field trip?See PunchlineWhat do you call a bear with no socks on?See PunchlineWhy did summer catch autumn?See PunchlineWhat after-school activity do bears participate in?See PunchlineWhy do boneless wings scare so easily?See PunchlineWhat vegetables make the best music?See PunchlineWhat do you call a horse who writes poems?See PunchlineWhy did the goat study law?See PunchlineWhat did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?See Punchline
