My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.That would be a big step forward.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersA book just fell on my head.See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy is whiskey not as popular anymore?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat does one piece of bread say to the other?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhy is the snail the strongest animal?See PunchlineWhat do monkeys wear when they are cooking?See PunchlineWhat is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?See PunchlineHow many chimneys does Santa visit in one night?See PunchlineWhy was the cow afraid?See PunchlineWhy was the dog so popular?See PunchlineWhat did the chicken say when it felt sick?See PunchlineWhat's the difference between a fish and a piano?See PunchlineWhy should you not pamper a cow?See PunchlineWhy are all priests fit?See PunchlineWhere do old quarterbacks go after retirement?See PunchlineWhat do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?See PunchlineWhat is a competitive athlete's favorite season?See PunchlineWhat is the color of the wind?See PunchlineHow does a bee keep up with gossip?See PunchlineWhat did the stair machines call each other?See PunchlineHow do birds threaten one another?See Punchline
