How does a squid go into battle?Well-armed.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat kind of dog works at a bakery?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat does one piece of bread say to the other?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat kind of pizza loves to be in photos?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?See PunchlineWhy do sweaters tend to hang out together?See PunchlineWhat kind of cake always tells the truth?See PunchlineWhat do you call a group of elephants in the pool?See PunchlineWhy did the border collie get a raise?See PunchlineWhat should you name your home Wi-Fi as a couple?See PunchlineWhat did the clean dog say to the insect?See PunchlineWhat did the mother rope say to her child?See PunchlineWhen Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?See PunchlineWhy did the can crusher quit its job?See PunchlineWhy did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?See PunchlineWhere do you take sick ponies?See PunchlineWhy is helium the most respected element?See PunchlineWhy do grandparents smile all the time?See PunchlineDid you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?See PunchlineWhat do you call a bee with messy hair?See PunchlineWhat's a zoo vet's biggest problem?See Punchline
