How do you make a cow float?Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat did the sun use for its sewing class?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat do you call a chicken and cow arguing?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?See PunchlineHow did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?See PunchlineWhat song do kittens play to fall asleep?See PunchlineWhy was the K9 such a devout Catholic?See PunchlineWhat do you call a tough tournament loss?See PunchlineWhat's a mummy's favorite food to eat?See PunchlineWhat did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?See PunchlineWhy do runners watch so much TV?See PunchlineWhat's a monkey's favorite flower?See PunchlineWhat is the best thing about Switzerland?See PunchlineWhat animal could Noah not trust?See PunchlineWhy doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?See PunchlineWhy did the poor dog chase his own tail?See PunchlineWhere do surfers go to school?See PunchlineWhy is a computer so smart?See PunchlineWhich animals make the most honest judges?See PunchlineWhy are sheep such great pranksters?See Punchline
